TESTING ONE TWO THREE

[superdefective]

This is a voice test! This is only a voice test!

This character is a ten year old boy who is small, kinda grumpy, and really just wants to go home.

CHOOSE WHATEVER RP SCENARIO YOU LIKE. Thusia, Deco, 'the regular world' etc. I will respond according

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[besomeothername]

[Peacing out the shrine room with at least a new set of clothes for Tet]

[Heading for the kitchen]

[superdefective]

So they just pop out of nowhere like a genie out a frikkin' bottle?

[besomeothername]

Each one has a specific summoning ritual, but yeah. Yeah, pretty much.

[superdefective]

So you could be minding your own business and they can just pop into existence behind you?

[besomeothername]

[In favor of not making Tet completely paranoid about this place...]

Nah. The gods usually make pretty flashy entrances.

I think my roommates would have killed a god or two if they had popped into our place unexpectedly.

[superdefective]

Good....

What are they like? What do they make us do?

[besomeothername]

They are personifications of all kinds of things like fire or organization or loyalty. The shrine that I showed you - he's the god of chaos, rebellion and metal which is why he looks the way he does.

Basically, they just want us to live and flourish and create a whole new civilization. They need people to exist, yanno. Like the god of knowledge gets a power boost every time you learn something in his name. They also want us to beat down nature because well-- these gods and nature gods have very conflicting views on how society should be run.

[superdefective]

What if I don't wanna deal with ANY gods?

[besomeothername]

They are avoidable for the most part. But for some things, you'll have to deal with 'em.

[Setting him down in one of the chair once they reach the kitchen]

Like getting food and water. Everything's toxic so you have to get it purified by Dellen or one of her priests first if you don't want to get sick.

[superdefective]

Like throw up toxic or easy method of murder toxic?

[besomeothername]

Yanno, I'm not sure. It's just been a common piece of knowledge that is passed around.

[Eyebrow raise. Your wording...]

Worried that you might need to off someone already?

[superdefective]

Huh? No, naw. It's just interesting. If that's normal or whatever couldn't some sneaky bastard murder people that way and just pretend that person had an accident? Like a Sunday Supper Serial Killer.

[besomeothername]

Sunday Supper--- Hahaha, you do have a point. People go missing all the time here. It's not impossible for that to happen.

[Grinning from ear to ear]

So, you hungry?

[superdefective]

Always!

[besomeothername]

[Chuckles as he reaches over for a rough hair ruffle]

And what would our newest resident like? And um, hope you don't mind lizagon meat instead of the usual chicken and beef varieties.

[superdefective]

What's a lizagon?

[batting his hand away again]

And don't PET me. I'm not a dog.

[besomeothername]

Nah. You're a boy that had to grow up too quickly if I had to make a guess.

[superdefective]

You have no idea what happened, do you, eyepatch.

[besomeothername]

I'm putting my money on child soldier.

How far off the mark am I?

[superdefective]

[tugs at the collar around his neck]

I was a pet.

[besomeothername]

...!!

[Oh... so that is not a new-age fashion accessory]

They didn't take very good care of you.

[superdefective]

Making us fight was how they played.

[besomeothername]

How long have you been fighting?

[superdefective]

Not too long, it's not like I was really good.

[besomeothername]

That doesn't---

You shouldn't have been fighting at all!