TESTING ONE TWO THREE

[superdefective]

This is a voice test! This is only a voice test!

This character is a ten year old boy who is small, kinda grumpy, and really just wants to go home.

CHOOSE WHATEVER RP SCENARIO YOU LIKE. Thusia, Deco, 'the regular world' etc. I will respond according

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[empathyforthedevil]

[LET'S REAL WORLDING IT 'cause fuck yeah demon hunting, I hear you have a problem with those.]

[superdefective]

[in that case: a tattered looking little boy is walking down the street. How'd he get away from the demons? Hell if I know. But he's looking for a safe place]

[empathyforthedevil]

[Oh look a tiny non-demonic child he looks kinda rough]

Ah, excuse me?

[superdefective]

Yeah?

[empathyforthedevil]

Could you help me? I've gotten myself a bit lost.

[superdefective]

Sorry, can't.

[empathyforthedevil]

Oh... I'm sorry, are you busy?

[superdefective]

I'm lost.

[empathyforthedevil]

Both of us, huh? Well, maybe we can find our way together, there's got to be a map or a signpost around here somewhere.

[besomeothername]

[I'll take Thusia for 400, Tet]

[Enjoy that lovely shrine room]

[Lavi will be over by Albinia's shrine picking up a couple flavors of ice cream to restock the fridge with]

[superdefective]

[So for this case? A kid in tattered, bloodied clothing appears there. On the floor! ...it's hard to stand when your prosthetic leg has been busted the fuck up and in fact is jutting out your pants leg as if it were a broken bone]

...whoa.

[besomeothername]

[Okay so Lavi has seen all kinds of death and horrors and blah blah blah, he should be unaffected by this stuff, but gosh this kid is--- well just a kid]

[Crouches down next to him]

Hey.

[superdefective]

Why am I alive? What's going on? Where am I?

[besomeothername]

I'm gonna answer those in reverse.

Thusia.

You've just been brought back to life by a bunch of gods to help rebuild their civilization.

See answer to previous question.

[superdefective]

Gods, huh? I thought there was just the one and he was a lazy jerk.

[besomeothername]

Can't say I disagree. Though I might switch out lazy for cryptic.

But right right. Yeah, we have gods here. Like in the plural you-can-chat-them-up-if-you-like sense. So think more of like Greek gods... if you come from a world with Greece anyway.

[Trying to oh so discreetly take a look at that leg of his. How busted is it?]

[superdefective]

[really it looks like someone took a hammer to it, honestly. he's awkwardly yanking up the pants leg and trying to jam it back into place but he doesn't have the strength and it...really just isn't going back no matter what anyone tries]

I heard about Greece but that's pretty far away. That's like Hercules stuff, right?

[adogchasingcars]

[DECO/SABRA/IDEK]

[this is a death game where eventually one or the other has to die]

. . .

Seriously?!

[superdefective]

[LETS GO SABRA SINCE TET IS VERY VULP IN HIS SOUL]

If you let me die you're a monster, I'm not even gonna pretend this is okay. I AM TEN.

[adogchasingcars]

Woah, woah there, kid! I'm not gonna let you die. I'm not gonna let either of us die.

[superdefective]

Right, you're just going to thwart the entire game with your stunning intellect.

[adogchasingcars]

I dunno about stunning, but we have to at least try. I'm not gonna throw you under a bus, but I sort of just promised I'd stop dying so much, sooo it'd be cool if I didn't break that in less than a day.

[superdefective]

And then you piss off the judge and we both die.

Great.

[adogchasingcars]

[scream]

No! No--look, I promise I won't put you in any danger. You can trust me.

[superdefective]

No! Actually, I CAN'T trust you! At all!

You can't just say trust me and then people magically go OH HEY THAT GUY IS LEGIT. It doesn't work like that!