TESTING ONE TWO THREE

[superdefective]

This is a voice test! This is only a voice test!

This character is a ten year old boy who is small, kinda grumpy, and really just wants to go home.

CHOOSE WHATEVER RP SCENARIO YOU LIKE. Thusia, Deco, 'the regular world' etc. I will respond according

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[besomeothername]

[I'll take Thusia for 400, Tet]

[Enjoy that lovely shrine room]

[Lavi will be over by Albinia's shrine picking up a couple flavors of ice cream to restock the fridge with]

[superdefective]

[So for this case? A kid in tattered, bloodied clothing appears there. On the floor! ...it's hard to stand when your prosthetic leg has been busted the fuck up and in fact is jutting out your pants leg as if it were a broken bone]

...whoa.

[besomeothername]

[Okay so Lavi has seen all kinds of death and horrors and blah blah blah, he should be unaffected by this stuff, but gosh this kid is--- well just a kid]

[Crouches down next to him]

Hey.

[superdefective]

Why am I alive? What's going on? Where am I?

[besomeothername]

I'm gonna answer those in reverse.

Thusia.

You've just been brought back to life by a bunch of gods to help rebuild their civilization.

See answer to previous question.

[superdefective]

Gods, huh? I thought there was just the one and he was a lazy jerk.

[besomeothername]

Can't say I disagree. Though I might switch out lazy for cryptic.

But right right. Yeah, we have gods here. Like in the plural you-can-chat-them-up-if-you-like sense. So think more of like Greek gods... if you come from a world with Greece anyway.

[Trying to oh so discreetly take a look at that leg of his. How busted is it?]

[superdefective]

[really it looks like someone took a hammer to it, honestly. he's awkwardly yanking up the pants leg and trying to jam it back into place but he doesn't have the strength and it...really just isn't going back no matter what anyone tries]

I heard about Greece but that's pretty far away. That's like Hercules stuff, right?

[besomeothername]

Yeah, but I haven't heard of any of the gods having children. Yet.

[Setting his ice cream off to the side]

Hate to break it to you, little guy, but I think your leg might need to be looked at by a professional.

[superdefective]

I hate this stupid thing.

[yanking it off, then putting a hand over his face]

What am I suppose to do...

[besomeothername]

[Did you just...?]

[Shouldn't that hurt or something?!]

Uh, I was thinking along the lines of getting some new clothes, food, and then finding a place to stay.

[superdefective]

I wanted to go HOME! To my mother! Or to rest or whatever happens when you die for real!

[besomeothername]

Die for real? Wait. Does that mean...?

[superdefective]

Tch. I was trying my best, okay? But that kid was way better than me, there was no way I was going to win.

[besomeothername]

S'not what I meant---

[Ugh]

Can't magic your home or your mother here. But you should be able to rest for a while.

C'mon.

[Offers a hand to Tet]

Let's get you cleaned up.

[superdefective]

...well, I've had good luck with eyepatch guys.

[takes his hand]

[besomeothername]

We are the most handsome and trustworthy!

[Pulling Tet to sit up straighter]

Until you get your leg back in working order, are piggy back rides an acceptable method of travel?

[superdefective]

Can't we get me a crutch....

Fine, carry me. No creepy stuff though.

[besomeothername]

We'll get you the classiest cane.

[Up we go]

[superdefective]

[well, at least he's really light]

Great, I can be the tiniest pimp.

[besomeothername]

[Laughs out loud]

Sure, Sunny. Sure. We'll even get you a hat.

[Heading over to a free-floating sphere in one corner of the shrine room]

[superdefective]

Tet.

[besomeothername]

Lavi.

[And don't mind too much when a tattooed guy appears out of no where and Lavi haggles with him for some new clothes for Tet. Denim and dark colors]

[superdefective]

[ducking his head down when that guy appears, tensing and clinging a little harder, keeping quiet]

[besomeothername]

...

[Reaches up behind him to lightly ruffle Tet's hair though he doesn't turn around. Finish the transaction with Zhen Ji as quickly as he can]