TESTING ONE TWO THREE

[superdefective]

This is a voice test! This is only a voice test!

This character is a ten year old boy who is small, kinda grumpy, and really just wants to go home.

CHOOSE WHATEVER RP SCENARIO YOU LIKE. Thusia, Deco, 'the regular world' etc. I will respond according

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[adogchasingcars]

[WELP]

--OKAY, so about that button! Punch it!

[superdefective]

[SCREEAAMMMM

running to jam the button]

[adogchasingcars]

[just gonna stand there and let it happen \'-'\]

[BEEP BEEP VULP WINS]

[and then Mike Chilton was electrocuted to death AREN'T YOU GLAD THIS ISN'T YOU, TET]

[superdefective]

[YES

YES I AM ACTUALLY

it still doesn't make it easier to watch though]

[adogchasingcars]

[TWITCHING FRYING BODY HOORAY]

[eventually collapses like the dead thing he is]

[THE CLOSED AREA EVENTUALLY WARPS BACK TO THE ARENA, where there are various other dead losers, set to come back to life]

[superdefective]

[why is this my horrible murderlife]

[adogchasingcars]

[JUST LUCKY I GUESS]

[twitching back to life at some point, first checking on his important people \'-'\ then stumbling over to make sure Tet's alright]

--heeey, Vulp? You okay?

[superdefective]

...why are you even asking that?

[adogchasingcars]

Wanted to make sure you didn't get hurt. Guess I was a little too optimistic there, huh?

[superdefective]

It's always like that.

[adogchasingcars]

Not always. You shouldn't give up, even when it looks that bad.

[s-sighs]

But I'm sorry for freaking you out back there. We're just lucky the countdown didn't skip straight to zero.

[superdefective]

I could have DIED.

[adogchasingcars]

[sob...]

I know. I'm glad you didn't.

[superdefective]

...I hate this place.

[adogchasingcars]

Lots of people do. If we're ever stuck in a game like this again, just go for it. I'm not gonna let a kid die for me.

[superdefective]

GOOD. I wouldn't forgive you if you did.

[adogchasingcars]

[c-childrens]

I wouldn't. I've got a kid like you on my own team, and I'd hope others would think the same way.

[superdefective]

Some don't.

[adogchasingcars]

Like the rest of Vulp? Not that I blame you.

[superdefective]

Yeah uh I think I know their policies on children better than anyone, thanks.

[adogchasingcars]

Sorry.

[extends a hand \'-'\]

I'm Mike. Or Tyrone or Hugh, according to some people. You ever need anything, you can look me up.

[superdefective]

. . .

[handshake]

You're one of those big brother types, huh.

[adogchasingcars]

[laughs]

Maybe? I do like looking out for little guys.

[superdefective]

Isn't your little guy missing a leg?

[adogchasingcars]

[RIGHT IN THE LIFE POINTS]

. . .we're working on that, yeah. We haven't been given the best options.