TESTING ONE TWO THREE

[superdefective]

This is a voice test! This is only a voice test!

This character is a ten year old boy who is small, kinda grumpy, and really just wants to go home.

CHOOSE WHATEVER RP SCENARIO YOU LIKE. Thusia, Deco, 'the regular world' etc. I will respond according

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[adogchasingcars]

[scream]

No! No--look, I promise I won't put you in any danger. You can trust me.

[superdefective]

No! Actually, I CAN'T trust you! At all!

You can't just say trust me and then people magically go OH HEY THAT GUY IS LEGIT. It doesn't work like that!

[adogchasingcars]

What do Vulps tell their kids?!

Sometimes you have to go with your gut. I want to get us both out of here alive, but if I can't, you can take me out. I just want the chance.

[superdefective]

[...i am walking past you towards the murder button sorry]

[adogchasingcars]

[afljgksj]

[ATTEMPTS TO SCRUFF \'-'\]

--dude, hold on a second!

[superdefective]

[is scruffed! And flailing!]

P-put me down! PUT ME DOWN!

[adogchasingcars]

[FOXES \'-'/ Holding out at arm's length]

I will if you promise not to touch that. Not yet, at least.

[superdefective]

I don't want to die what is wrong with you!

[adogchasingcars]

[HOLDS UP TO LOOK AT HIM]

I'm not gonna let you die. Two minutes, that's all I'm asking.

[superdefective]

[wow YOU ARE SO GONNA GET ME KILLED, DUDE]

[adogchasingcars]

[I REFUSES!1]

[setting him down]

Let me just look around. And check it, I'm not going anywhere near the button.

[superdefective]

[not replying, just continuing to look at Mike like he's the biggest idiot ever]

[adogchasingcars]

[MIKE CHILTON HAS EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL]

[feeling around for a way out--what is this glass thing, maybe I can KICK IT OUT!!!]


[. . .]


[nope, that just sounds an alarm, and the timer drops down to ten seconds '-']

[adogchasingcars]

[WELP]

--OKAY, so about that button! Punch it!

[superdefective]

[SCREEAAMMMM

running to jam the button]

[adogchasingcars]

[just gonna stand there and let it happen \'-'\]

[BEEP BEEP VULP WINS]

[and then Mike Chilton was electrocuted to death AREN'T YOU GLAD THIS ISN'T YOU, TET]

[superdefective]

[YES

YES I AM ACTUALLY

it still doesn't make it easier to watch though]

[adogchasingcars]

[TWITCHING FRYING BODY HOORAY]

[eventually collapses like the dead thing he is]

[THE CLOSED AREA EVENTUALLY WARPS BACK TO THE ARENA, where there are various other dead losers, set to come back to life]

[superdefective]

[why is this my horrible murderlife]

[adogchasingcars]

[JUST LUCKY I GUESS]

[twitching back to life at some point, first checking on his important people \'-'\ then stumbling over to make sure Tet's alright]

--heeey, Vulp? You okay?

[superdefective]

...why are you even asking that?

[adogchasingcars]

Wanted to make sure you didn't get hurt. Guess I was a little too optimistic there, huh?

[superdefective]

It's always like that.

[adogchasingcars]

Not always. You shouldn't give up, even when it looks that bad.

[s-sighs]

But I'm sorry for freaking you out back there. We're just lucky the countdown didn't skip straight to zero.

[superdefective]

I could have DIED.