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TESTING ONE TWO THREE

This is a voice test! This is only a voice test!

This character is a ten year old boy who is small, kinda grumpy, and really just wants to go home.

CHOOSE WHATEVER RP SCENARIO YOU LIKE. Thusia, Deco, 'the regular world' etc. I will respond according

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Huh? No, naw. It's just interesting. If that's normal or whatever couldn't some sneaky bastard murder people that way and just pretend that person had an accident? Like a Sunday Supper Serial Killer.

Sunday Supper--- Hahaha, you do have a point. People go missing all the time here. It's not impossible for that to happen.

[Grinning from ear to ear]

So, you hungry?

Always!

[Chuckles as he reaches over for a rough hair ruffle]

And what would our newest resident like? And um, hope you don't mind lizagon meat instead of the usual chicken and beef varieties.

What's a lizagon?

[batting his hand away again]

And don't PET me. I'm not a dog.

Nah. You're a boy that had to grow up too quickly if I had to make a guess.

You have no idea what happened, do you, eyepatch.

I'm putting my money on child soldier.

How far off the mark am I?

[tugs at the collar around his neck]

I was a pet.

...!!

[Oh... so that is not a new-age fashion accessory]

They didn't take very good care of you.

Making us fight was how they played.

How long have you been fighting?

Not too long, it's not like I was really good.

That doesn't---

You shouldn't have been fighting at all!

I know! I was there!

Ugh! So many damn bad ends.

...

You wanna get rid of that collar?

Comes off easy enough.

[reaching around and fumbling a bit before it came off, just on with a buckle...tosses it across the room once it's off]

Let's celebrate your freedom then, yeah.

[Heading over to the stove]

And to answer your earlier question, a lizagon is a cross between a lizard and a dragon.

...

And we're eating it instead of it eating us? Seriously? I don't believe you.

There are a lot of people here with crazy powers and weapons. Not all of us are from Earth or even human.

Then what are they.

Met some half-elves, ex-gods, heroic spirits, shapeshifters, fox spirits and so on and so on. Nothing's off limits here.

Demons?

[Hesitantly:] Yes...

There a reason you're asking for that specifically?

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